I Drink Coffee, I Hate People, and I Know Things Mug

Attention, hoomans! This ceramic mug isn't just a vessel for your coffee; it's a statement. A bold proclamation of feline wisdom, coffee addiction, and just a sprinkle of disdain for the general population. Designed with a retro aesthetic and featuring my regal likeness (yes, I approve), this mug is purrfect for cat enthusiasts who enjoy a brew and a good chuckle.

Whether you're sipping your morning caffeine or glaring at people during your midday coffee break, this sturdy ceramic masterpiece has your back. Available in black and white, it comes with purr-sonalized options like bamboo lids, wooden handle spoons, coasters, and more—because why not accessorize your greatness?

Meowtastic and dishwasher safe, this mug makes the purr-fect gift for yourself or that grumpy-but-lovable cat person in your life. So, stop paw-crastinating and add it to your cart now!