Long Cat Carpet of Glory

Because Floors Deserve Feline Fabulousness!

Product Description:
Hey, hooman! Your floors look boring—fix that with this Stretchy Cat Alien Rug! It’s long, it’s cute, and it’s guaranteed to make you smile (or meow)!

• Pattern: Cartoon Cat (because who wouldn’t want that?)
• Color: Cat Belt Young Age (whatever that means) or Choo Cat Older Age (vintage vibes).
• Material: Imitation Cashmere (so soft, it’s practically purrfection).
• Size: Comes in many lengths for cats of all ambitions—perfect for lounging, stretching, or judging you.
• Craft: Expertly woven by hooman machines (no claws involved).
• Shape: Alien (wait, what? Just roll with it).

Packing List:
1 * Floor Guardian Cat Carpet

Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggles and increased cat naps. Not responsible if your actual cat becomes jealous of this majestic alien doppelgänger.