Purrfectly Plush Cat Mat

Hey hoomans! Looking to step up your floor game? This Dopamine Delight Cat Rug is so soft, even I—your cat overlord—approve.

• Function: Absorbs your hooman clumsiness (and water). Dust and dirt removal? Pfft, this thing does it all.
• Material: Chemical Fiber (no, it won’t hurt your precious beans).
• Size: 40 × 62 cm (a semicircle purrfection zone).
• Process: Machine-woven with magical paws.
• Color: Vibrant rug with five cartoonish colors—your toes will thank me later.

Packing List:
1 * Glorious Cat-Approved Mat

Warning: Once you bring this into your home, your feline overlords may claim it. No refunds if we shed fur all over it (you’ve been warned).